What is the best part about screwing twenty-eight year olds?

There are twenty of them

Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you could read her lips

What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it

At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?"
"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."

Anyone else heard any good ones?

Not really, but I love that twenty eight year olds one an the high school teacher one.

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they hate to see a man have a good time.

why does the avon lady walk funny?

because her Lipstick (lips stick)


my mom tells that one all the time.. :roll:

Hey thanks for sharing, its so nice,

LOL, those are pretty good.

haha

Those are some funny jokes. I can't think of any.

*If you're blonde - stop reading....


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
Me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
Started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
The table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
Her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
Nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . ... . ..

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